in 6th grade i got really bad nose bleeds and i could tell 2-3 minutes before i got them. i sat next to this really religious kid so to scare him i said “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he passed out and never came back.
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity
do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
Step it up trixie
THAT IS PAULINA NOT TRIXIE TANG YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE