i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed
will u ever be proud of me mom
why cant i just plug myself into a charger
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
mark’s version of cute
well it is cute so idk what the issue is
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts